The 2007 Awards

1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
The Shanster and the Nic-Face-Killer for the summer of the Century & anyone who drinks at the Gaslight... I <3>

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)
By default Shanny, cuz she's family... but Nic b/c she's not family... & Oprah for always being there at 4pm everyday with a positive message on life.

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - FAVORITE "NEWEST" FRIEND?
Chiara... even though we've lived in the same building for 17 years our lives just crossed paths & Vanessa Hudgens for making me realize that it's not ok to lend friends pictures of yourself in lingere.

3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
Quitting the WWE, VEGAS... VEGAS, VEGAS, VEGAS & Lindsay Lohan going into rehab and replacing drugs with sleeping with married men who also have addictions...

4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Breaking my foot in an 8 inch stripper heels... & Britney putting out a new CD

5) BEST HOLIDAY?
July 4th rocked the face off any holiday this year & Kwanzaa, the Menorah totally overshadows the Kinara

6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007
WASTED by Carrie Underwood, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR by Shop Boys& anything Amy Winehouse sung too fucked up for her fans to even understand

7) MOVIE FOR 2007?
SAW IV - Awesome & All 4,327 DVD's WWE produced on anything from TLC Matches to Announcers Hair Do's Through the Years

Questions 8 & 9 have opted to not be a part of this years survey

10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Actually Valentines Day brought upon a horrendous snow storm which i drove in with a broken foot... i spent that night with my Samara, Dan and Andrew... & God b/c without him love would be just a battlefield

11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
none & Whitney Houston for realizing Bobby Brown is worthless... until next year when she needs a fix.

12) BEST FLING?
All of them & Whoever Britney is pregnant by.

13) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
an 80's punk rock chick...

14) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Whoever thought it was a fabulous idea to build a Chili's in Glendale. Thank u, thank u my friend. & TMZ for filming drunk chicks beat each other up outside HYDE in LA... makes my Monday fly right by.

15) BOOK OF THE YEAR?
Good In Bed... fantastic! & this is a pretty dry question.

16) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Quitting the WWE and moving on with my life... & Nicole Richie eating again for the sake of her unborn baby.

17) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Moving out on my own & beggin Paris Hilton to not procreate.

18) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Shan and I arguing at an open bar... who argues at an open bar? honestly? & The Spice Girls deciding to go back on tour.

19) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
Still Grey's... speaks to the soul... but Dexter is really catching on... & whoever cancelled Viva Laughlan, big thumbs up.

20) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
All of my friends are loyal... Shanny, Nic, Samara, Chiara, Jen... I guess i have to throw my brother in there too... & K-Fed for making me realize there are good men out there.

21) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Realizing my worth & the ozone layer for melting the earth into what will soon become a giant puddle with just the tip of Mt. Everest for all to reside.

22) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD?
They know who they are...& OJ for being cleared of murdering 2 people and THEN getting re-arrested for burglary...

23) NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
Keep on Truckin' & not get pregnant