1. What song are currently listening to?
Question 1 and the grammatical tomfoolery has already ensued…
2. Are you in a relationship?
I prefer to be a part of a relationship, in makes it seem… committed
3. When was the last time you were truly happy?
Truly? When I heard we were 1,693 days into Bush’s Mission Accomplished in Iraq
4. Do you wish you can go back and change things?
No, I’d probably fuck something up trying to make it better
5. Do you wish you were back in middle school?
People who were cool in Junior High are total losers now… yes, I am talking about you. Loser!
6. So, tell us who do you love?
I love myself. It’s not easy. We battle, we brawl, we poke at each other for trivial nonsense but she is my one and only… ::le sigh::
7. Do you have a cell phone?
Do you want to pay my bill?
8. If so what kind?
KRZR cuz im KRZY… by law if you own a KRZR you have to spell KRZY like that.
9. Do you wish you were someone else?
I wish I were Britney. A day in her life must be a total mind fuck. I’m in!
10. Have you ever lost someone close to you? frendship wise?
Yeah, and when they left they took the blanket we were sharing and then I got cold.
11. What would you do if some random person came up and hit on you?
I’d make out with them. Right there.
12. Did you grow up in a good home?
Home? If you call a refrigerator box a “good home”. But it was nice. We made do… it’s those things that make me strong woman I am today.
13. So, you got any siblings?
I do.
14. If so how many?
How many can I legally put here…
15. If you could get one thing pierced what would it be?
George Bush’s testicles.
16. When's your birthday?
The day the heaven’s rain gold upon the meek earth… or Oct. 14th
17. Do you see yourself going to college?
I’ve seen myself in college… incredible!
18. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Miserable… I want to bask in my miserableness.
19. If you could drop out of highschool would you?
Dude, I would so not pass math if I went back right now… I barely passed when I was there.
20. What's your favorite band?
Rubber
21. Do you have a best friend?
No, I am a vagrant.
22. Are you close with your family?
We hug at the appropriate times.
23. Do you like school?
sure… the fact it cost me 8 million dollars to go, no
24. Are you the same person you were back in 7th grade?
I’m starting to think this survey was created by someone who barely reached the age of 15
25. You just found out you have one month to live, what do you do?
wreak havoc among the city and die an eternal legend in the middle of Columbus circle
26. Name two things you CAN NOT wait to do.
like totally go to the prom and um… get a boyfriend. Fer shure!
27. What would you do if you found out your BEST FRIEND and GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND are going out behind ur back?
I would totally ask to join. I hate being left out.
28. Do you think you'll end up on Maury or Jerry Springer?
give me the right amount of money and I can play white trash better than anyone!
29. Do you look forward to another day?
No… I’d prefer if we all lived one continuous day… nothing to look forward to… ever…
30. What is one reason you go to school?
To hit on hot teachers.
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
The 2007 Awards
1) DRINKING BUDDY OF THE YEAR
The Shanster and the Nic-Face-Killer for the summer of the Century & anyone who drinks at the Gaslight... I <3>
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)
By default Shanny, cuz she's family... but Nic b/c she's not family... & Oprah for always being there at 4pm everyday with a positive message on life.
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - FAVORITE "NEWEST" FRIEND?
Chiara... even though we've lived in the same building for 17 years our lives just crossed paths & Vanessa Hudgens for making me realize that it's not ok to lend friends pictures of yourself in lingere.
3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
Quitting the WWE, VEGAS... VEGAS, VEGAS, VEGAS & Lindsay Lohan going into rehab and replacing drugs with sleeping with married men who also have addictions...
4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Breaking my foot in an 8 inch stripper heels... & Britney putting out a new CD
5) BEST HOLIDAY?
July 4th rocked the face off any holiday this year & Kwanzaa, the Menorah totally overshadows the Kinara
6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007
WASTED by Carrie Underwood, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR by Shop Boys& anything Amy Winehouse sung too fucked up for her fans to even understand
7) MOVIE FOR 2007?
SAW IV - Awesome & All 4,327 DVD's WWE produced on anything from TLC Matches to Announcers Hair Do's Through the Years
Questions 8 & 9 have opted to not be a part of this years survey
10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Actually Valentines Day brought upon a horrendous snow storm which i drove in with a broken foot... i spent that night with my Samara, Dan and Andrew... & God b/c without him love would be just a battlefield
11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
none & Whitney Houston for realizing Bobby Brown is worthless... until next year when she needs a fix.
12) BEST FLING?
All of them & Whoever Britney is pregnant by.
13) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
an 80's punk rock chick...
14) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Whoever thought it was a fabulous idea to build a Chili's in Glendale. Thank u, thank u my friend. & TMZ for filming drunk chicks beat each other up outside HYDE in LA... makes my Monday fly right by.
15) BOOK OF THE YEAR?
Good In Bed... fantastic! & this is a pretty dry question.
16) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Quitting the WWE and moving on with my life... & Nicole Richie eating again for the sake of her unborn baby.
17) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Moving out on my own & beggin Paris Hilton to not procreate.
18) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Shan and I arguing at an open bar... who argues at an open bar? honestly? & The Spice Girls deciding to go back on tour.
19) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
Still Grey's... speaks to the soul... but Dexter is really catching on... & whoever cancelled Viva Laughlan, big thumbs up.
20) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
All of my friends are loyal... Shanny, Nic, Samara, Chiara, Jen... I guess i have to throw my brother in there too... & K-Fed for making me realize there are good men out there.
21) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Realizing my worth & the ozone layer for melting the earth into what will soon become a giant puddle with just the tip of Mt. Everest for all to reside.
22) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD?
They know who they are...& OJ for being cleared of murdering 2 people and THEN getting re-arrested for burglary...
23) NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
Keep on Truckin' & not get pregnant
The Shanster and the Nic-Face-Killer for the summer of the Century & anyone who drinks at the Gaslight... I <3>
2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)
By default Shanny, cuz she's family... but Nic b/c she's not family... & Oprah for always being there at 4pm everyday with a positive message on life.
3) NEWCOMER AWARD - FAVORITE "NEWEST" FRIEND?
Chiara... even though we've lived in the same building for 17 years our lives just crossed paths & Vanessa Hudgens for making me realize that it's not ok to lend friends pictures of yourself in lingere.
3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
Quitting the WWE, VEGAS... VEGAS, VEGAS, VEGAS & Lindsay Lohan going into rehab and replacing drugs with sleeping with married men who also have addictions...
4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Breaking my foot in an 8 inch stripper heels... & Britney putting out a new CD
5) BEST HOLIDAY?
July 4th rocked the face off any holiday this year & Kwanzaa, the Menorah totally overshadows the Kinara
6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007
WASTED by Carrie Underwood, PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR by Shop Boys& anything Amy Winehouse sung too fucked up for her fans to even understand
7) MOVIE FOR 2007?
SAW IV - Awesome & All 4,327 DVD's WWE produced on anything from TLC Matches to Announcers Hair Do's Through the Years
Questions 8 & 9 have opted to not be a part of this years survey
10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
Actually Valentines Day brought upon a horrendous snow storm which i drove in with a broken foot... i spent that night with my Samara, Dan and Andrew... & God b/c without him love would be just a battlefield
11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
none & Whitney Houston for realizing Bobby Brown is worthless... until next year when she needs a fix.
12) BEST FLING?
All of them & Whoever Britney is pregnant by.
13) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
an 80's punk rock chick...
14) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Whoever thought it was a fabulous idea to build a Chili's in Glendale. Thank u, thank u my friend. & TMZ for filming drunk chicks beat each other up outside HYDE in LA... makes my Monday fly right by.
15) BOOK OF THE YEAR?
Good In Bed... fantastic! & this is a pretty dry question.
16) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
Quitting the WWE and moving on with my life... & Nicole Richie eating again for the sake of her unborn baby.
17) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
Moving out on my own & beggin Paris Hilton to not procreate.
18) MOST STUPID IDEA WHEN DRUNK?
Shan and I arguing at an open bar... who argues at an open bar? honestly? & The Spice Girls deciding to go back on tour.
19) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
Still Grey's... speaks to the soul... but Dexter is really catching on... & whoever cancelled Viva Laughlan, big thumbs up.
20) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
All of my friends are loyal... Shanny, Nic, Samara, Chiara, Jen... I guess i have to throw my brother in there too... & K-Fed for making me realize there are good men out there.
21) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
Realizing my worth & the ozone layer for melting the earth into what will soon become a giant puddle with just the tip of Mt. Everest for all to reside.
22) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD?
They know who they are...& OJ for being cleared of murdering 2 people and THEN getting re-arrested for burglary...
23) NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
Keep on Truckin' & not get pregnant
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