1. What song are currently listening to?
Question 1 and the grammatical tomfoolery has already ensued…

2. Are you in a relationship?
I prefer to be a part of a relationship, in makes it seem… committed

3. When was the last time you were truly happy?
Truly? When I heard we were 1,693 days into Bush’s Mission Accomplished in Iraq

4. Do you wish you can go back and change things?
No, I’d probably fuck something up trying to make it better

5. Do you wish you were back in middle school?
People who were cool in Junior High are total losers now… yes, I am talking about you. Loser!

6. So, tell us who do you love?
I love myself. It’s not easy. We battle, we brawl, we poke at each other for trivial nonsense but she is my one and only… ::le sigh::

7. Do you have a cell phone?
Do you want to pay my bill?

8. If so what kind?
KRZR cuz im KRZY… by law if you own a KRZR you have to spell KRZY like that.

9. Do you wish you were someone else?
I wish I were Britney. A day in her life must be a total mind fuck. I’m in!

10. Have you ever lost someone close to you? frendship wise?
Yeah, and when they left they took the blanket we were sharing and then I got cold.

11. What would you do if some random person came up and hit on you?
I’d make out with them. Right there.

12. Did you grow up in a good home?
Home? If you call a refrigerator box a “good home”. But it was nice. We made do… it’s those things that make me strong woman I am today.

13. So, you got any siblings?
I do.

14. If so how many?
How many can I legally put here…

15. If you could get one thing pierced what would it be?
George Bush’s testicles.

16. When's your birthday?
The day the heaven’s rain gold upon the meek earth… or Oct. 14th

17. Do you see yourself going to college?
I’ve seen myself in college… incredible!

18. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Miserable… I want to bask in my miserableness.

19. If you could drop out of highschool would you?
Dude, I would so not pass math if I went back right now… I barely passed when I was there.

20. What's your favorite band?
Rubber

21. Do you have a best friend?
No, I am a vagrant.

22. Are you close with your family?
We hug at the appropriate times.

23. Do you like school?
sure… the fact it cost me 8 million dollars to go, no

24. Are you the same person you were back in 7th grade?
I’m starting to think this survey was created by someone who barely reached the age of 15

25. You just found out you have one month to live, what do you do?
wreak havoc among the city and die an eternal legend in the middle of Columbus circle

26. Name two things you CAN NOT wait to do.
like totally go to the prom and um… get a boyfriend. Fer shure!

27. What would you do if you found out your BEST FRIEND and GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND are going out behind ur back?
I would totally ask to join. I hate being left out.

28. Do you think you'll end up on Maury or Jerry Springer?
give me the right amount of money and I can play white trash better than anyone!

29. Do you look forward to another day?
No… I’d prefer if we all lived one continuous day… nothing to look forward to… ever…

30. What is one reason you go to school?
To hit on hot teachers.